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Billy Madison is a 1995 film about a hotel heir who goes back to school, first through twelfth grade, two weeks per grade, to inherit his father's company.

Directed by Tamra Davis. Written by Tim Herlihy and Adam Sandler.

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  • I'm sorry. I can't hear you. I've been physically abused in the ear!
  • I see your lips movin', but I can't make out the words! I'm deaf! Oh, Veronica Vaughn .. Soooo hot .. want to touch the hiney .. (howls)
  • It's nudie magazine day!
  • It's too damn hot for a penguin to be walking around here.
  • All the people at the zoo are real nice, Mr. Penguin. They'll treat you real respectable like.
  • He said 'poop'!
  • Tits!
  • Well, I could think of three things I'd like to do. One would involve some ice cubes and a nine iron. Two would include a buffalo, live or stuffed, preferably stuffed for safety's sake, and three, we bring back some of those ice cubes and switch it over to a pitching wedge.
  • Whoa, whoa, whoa, Ms. Lippy! The part in the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy's gotta think: 'You got a pet. You got a responsibility.' If your dog is lost, you don't look for an hour then call it quits; you get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog!
  • I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before, and to be honest with you, I wanted to see a blue duck.
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  • Actually, I stole this shirt from Frank.
  • Is that it, Dad? Did the penguin tell you to do this?
  • JUST DO IT!!
  • You know I like Snack Pack, why can't you just GIVE ME A SNACK PACK?!?!
  • (singing) Oh, back to school. Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight! Ohhhhhhhhh, back to school! Back to school. Back to .. school. (bus approaches) Well, here goes nothin'.
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  • (after he hallucinates and sees the penguin at Veronica's house) (drunkenly) Oh. I see what's going' on in here. (penguin waves at him) So sorry to interrupt! (turns to Veronica) Proceed!
  • You ain't cool, unless, you pee your pants! Everybody my age pee their pants; it's the coolest!
  • (after Ernie hangs up the phone)YOU BLEW IT!!
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  • I choose Business Ethics.
  • (menacingly) O'Doyle, I got a feeling your whole family is going' down;.. but right now, I gotta study!
  • Uh, Dad, do we have to discuss this with Captain Dipshit here?
  • (at dodgeball period) Now you're all in big, big trouble!
  • (to high-school classmate) No, I will not make out with you!
  • You, me, Jack and Frank are gonna go around Putting shit on people's doorsteps and we gonna sets it on fire!
  • Man, I'm glad I called that guy!
  • Alright you got it 1st grade through 12th grade all over again. I'll do each grade in 2 weeks, take the test, re-graduate, prove to you i'm not a idiot, and i get to take over Madison Hotels.

Billy Madison Transcript

Principal Anderson[edit]

Old Man Clements[edit]

  • It's one of those flaming bags again!
  • Don't put it out with your boots, Ted!
  • Don't tell me my business, devil woman! Call the fire department; this one's out of control!
  • Yuck! It's POOP again! I'll get you damn kids for this! You're all gonna die!!
Madison

Dialogue[edit]

Veronica Vaughn: Who would steal 30 bagged lunches?
(cut to show the bus driver, Jack and Frank eating the kids' lunches)
Old Lady: I'll tell you who took those lunches. That damn Sasquatch!
Billy Madison: (Faking being sick so he can skip school. He lays in bed with a mouth thermometer he heated with his desk-lamp.) I swear to God I'm sick. I can't go to school.
Juanita: If you're gonna stay home today, you can help me shave my armpits! (laughs)
Billy Madison:(disgusted) Oh, my God! I'll go to school!
Bus Driver: Get on the bus here. Move it. Get up there. Kyle. 1, 2, 5, 7. Move it or lose it. Get on the bu-s Hi, Ms. Vaughn. Nice to see ya.
[stops Billy Madison]
Bus Driver: That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ass. I know from experience, dude, if you know what I mean.
Billy Madison: No, you don't.
Bus Driver: Well, not me personally, but a guy I know .. him and her got it on! Whoooooo-eeeeee!
Billy Madison: No, they didn't.
Bus Driver: No, no, no they didn't. But you could imagine what it'd be like if they did, right? Huh? Huh?
[Billy Madison gets on the bus]
Bus Driver: Everybody on? Good. Great! Grand! Wonderful! [closes the door, yelling]: NO YELLING ON THE BUS!
Dan[stuttering while reading]: Wa-wa-wa-once th-th-th-there wa-wa-wa-was a-a-a-a g-g-girl .. who wa-a-an-
Billy Madison: Pffft! Kid can't even read.
Ernie: Cut it out dude, you're gonna get us in trouble.
Dan: An air-air-air-p-p-p-p-plane f-f-flying t-t-t ..
Billy Madison: T-t-t-today, Junior! Ha-ha-ha!
[Veronica Vaughn sends Billy out of the classroom, the kids laugh]
Billy Madison[overreacting dramatically]: OW!! YOU'RE TEARING MY EAR OFF!!
Veronica Vaughn: Making fun of a little kid trying to read! Are you psycho? Do you not have a soul?
Billy Madison: I'm sorry I can't hear you, I've been physically abused in the ear.
Veronica Vaughn: You keep your mouth shut for the next two weeks or I'm gonna fail you. End of story. [leaves]
Billy Madison[under his breath]: I see your lips moving, but I can't make out the words. I'm deaf! Ohh, Veronica Vaughn. Soooo hot! Want to touch the hiney! [howls]
3rd Grader: Hey, look everybody! Billy peed his pants!
Billy Madison: Of course I peed my pants! Everybody my age pees their pants; it's the coolest!
3rd Grader: Really?
Billy Madison: YES! You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants.
3rd Grader: Hey, look! Ernie peed his pants, too. All right!
Old Lady: If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
Billy Madison: Oh! That was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life! LET'S GO!!!
Scotty: Mortal Kombat on the Sega Genesis is the best video game ever.
Billy Madison: I disagree. It's a very good game, but I think Donkey Kong is the best video game ever.
Scotty: Donkey Kong sucks!
Billy Madison: You know somethin'? YOU SUCK!

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Lunch Lady: Have some more Sloppy Joes. I made 'em EXTRA sloppy for yous! Ha, ha, ha! I know how yous kids like 'em sloppy!
(the lunch lady laughs evilly.)
Billy Madison: Lady, you're scarin' us!
[Everyone including Billy burst out laughing]
Billy Madison: H-hey! Look at all this milk! You want some of this milk?
Veronica Vaughn: That milk belongs to that classroom.
Billy Madison: Oh, they don't gots to know about it. It could be our milk.
Veronica Vaughn: No milk will ever be our milk.
Billy Madison: Ooh, that wasn't very nice. How 'bout you, Sideburns? You want some of this milk?
Janitor: I'd rather have a beer.
Billy: (singing while relaxing in his pool) Suntan lotion is good for me; you protect me, tee-hee-hee! Oh, the sun tries to burn me, but YOU WON'T LET IT! WILL YA?!?! Ultraviolet rays: bad! Lotion: good! (makes a smiley face with his sunblock) Smiley!
Veronica: You know some people have no will power, no ambition. They just drift through life like lumps of crap.
Jack: What is she talkin' about?!
Frank: Well, this is great! When I graduated 1st grade all my dad did was tell me to get a job! Hey, you wanna feed that donkey some beer? Get it all messed up?
Billy: Maybe later.
Frank: I'll go put some beer in a bucket.
Billy: Okay.
Brian: Oh Billy, Billy boy, when are you going to find whatever it is you're lookin' for?
Billy: Here's a nice piece of shit! Old man Clements hates shit! He's gonna freak, when he realizes it's shit!
Frank: Hey Billy, who would you rather bone? Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?
Billy: Jack Nicholson now or 1974?
Frank: '74.
Billy: Meg Ryan.
Frank: (confused look on his face)
Brian: Billy, it wasn't just high school. Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the 1st grade?
Billy: Oh, no you didn't.
Brian: Rock .. R-O-K.
Billy: Yeah, so what's your point?
Brian: R-O-C-K!
Billy: The 'C' is silent, ha-ha!
Billy: Man, why did I have so many drinks? I can't remember! What's today?
Frank: October?
Billy: It's Nudie Magazine Day!!
12th grade O'Doyle: (after stuffing Billy's locker with manure) O'Doyle rules!
Billy: O'Doyle, I got a feeling your whole family's going down. But for now, I gotta study.
Dan: Hey, I dare you to throw your sandwich at the bus driver. Do it. Come on.
[Kyle throws his sandwich at the bus driver]
Bus Driver: HEY!
Veronica Vaughn: Hey, who threw that?
Bus Driver: I'll turn this damn bus around. That'll end your precious little field trip pretty damn quick, huh? You little.
Knibb High Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said was one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Billy: Okay, a simple 'wrong' would've done just fine.

Taglines[edit]

Taglines appear on theatrical release poster and in movie trailers.

  • Billy Madison's Going Back To School .. Way Back!
  • To Inherit His Family's Fortune, Billy Is Going Back To School .. Way Back!
  • There's A New Name For Dumb.
  • A Comedy About An Overwhelming Underachiever.

Cast[edit]

  • Adam Sandler as Billy Madison
  • Darren McGavin as Brian Madison
  • Bridgette Wilson as Veronica Vaughn
  • Bradley Whitford as Eric Gordon
  • Josh Mostel as Principal Max Anderson
  • Norm Macdonald as Frank
  • Mark Beltzman as Jack
  • Larry Hankin as Carl Alphonse
  • Theresa Merritt as Juanita
  • Dina Platias as Miss Lippy
  • Hrant Alianak as Pete
  • Vincent Marino as Cook
  • Jack Mather as Ted 'Old Man' Clemens
  • Christopher Kelk as Rollo the Janitor
  • Marc Donato as Nodding 1st Grader
  • Keith Cole as Penguin
  • Chris Mei as Penguin
  • Conor Devitt as O'Doyle (Grade 1)
  • Jared Durand as Scotty Logan (Grade 1)
  • Jessica Nakamura as Tricia Labonte (Grade 1)
  • Helen Hughes as 2nd Grade Teacher
  • Jacelyn Holmes as 2nd Grade
  • Claire Celluci as Attractive Lady
  • Shane Farberman as Clown
  • Al Maini as Chauffeur
  • Jared Cook as Ernie (Grade 3)
  • Christian Matheson as O'Doyle (Grade 3)
  • Kyle Bailey as Kyle
  • Vernon Chapman as Butler
  • Mandy Watts as Maid
  • Austin Pool as Dan (Grade 3)
  • Gladys O'Connor as Tour Guide
  • Marcia Bennett as 4th Grade Teacher
  • Diane Douglass as Nurse
  • Tim Herlihy as Architect
  • Frank Nakashima as Architect
  • Joyce Gordon as Lunch Lady
  • Jordan Lerner-Ellis as Pothead
  • Daniel Lerner-Ellis as Pothead
  • Robert Smigel as Mr. Oblaski
  • Melissa Korzenko as Nancy Connors
  • Colin Smith as O'Doyle (Grade 9)
  • Jeff Moser as Paul
  • Amos Crawley as Rod
  • Tex Konig as Crazy Persons
  • Eduardo Gómez as Crazy Persons
  • Tanya Grout as Joyce (Eric's Secretary)
  • Benjamin Barrett as Tenth Grader
  • Matthew Ferguson as Tenth Grader
  • Sean Lett as O'Doyle (Grade 12)
  • Stacey Wheal as Jennifer (Grade 3)
  • Chris Farley as Bus Driver (uncredited)
  • Steve Buscemi as Danny McGrath (uncredited)
  • Jordan-Patrick Marcantonio as 10th Grader (uncredited)

External links[edit]

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